Been a While

I am sorry, oh my fans, that I have left you high and dry these many days. I know how much you need me and my life to supliment your own insignificant existances. So here it goes. Everything is going well, or as well as it can be. The ren fest went off with out a hitch. Well, I take that back it went off with a big hitch, and I lost bruce (crying at comp). But all and all I had a good time. I actully got my girlfriend a flower. Unlike those namby pamby slacker boyfriends, I was thinking. There was this show see The Washing Well Wenches. It was a hot day outside and steve said that the actresses would fling water around. So we go to this thing and they, The two actresses who make really convincing wenches, ask for three (3) men who are romantic. They would give us a little token of thanks, so we could give it to our girls. Yeay! Everyone is encouraging me too, do it, do it. So I go up there, bruce in poket, full of confidence. Then they turn to the aduance and laugh. Then they dilliver a line say how simple men are, and that you "Never get anything free from a women" in there little sing-song voices. So they have one man run over to a guy and scream "Daddy, Daddy why did you leave me?" and hug the perfect stranger. Then they make him take the carnation, out of one of the wences teeth. After he sits down they turn to me. With my task in hand I run out about 30 yeards from the show and shout, "I am an animal, I am a savage, Take me to the new world." All the while beeting my chest. Yes sir, so I get the carnation from the wench. I must explane this a bit better, I know they are actresses, I know this is a show. But, it must have been the heat, because apperently I thought it would be a good idea to add to the show. I turn to the aduaince and make a face or two, that I guess they got. Of course no part of me is suddle and people look at me and whisper amoung themselves, "why is makeing that face?" So I get the carnation, all the while the audiace shouts, "teeth, theeth, teeth" and she plays with it of coures. Anyway, I get done, thankful I am not splashed , and jog back to my seet amid applause. I turn toward Lindsey and say the most romantic thing I can think of, "This bud is for you." I know pretty bad. But it was a good day, and I got some really good info if I would want to work there next year, which of corse I do.

Anyway, that's about all I have to say,
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