Who the Hell is Kattie

So there is this woman that's been tending my green patch as of late, joy-facebook I know. Anyway, she's been tending my garden and sending me plants and writing on my wall and I just want to know who the hell is she? How does she know me or how do I know her? What did I do to attract people to my *shining* personality? It's all very confusing and full of fluff. I'm not complaining, I like people. Heck there are a few I even love. But, that aside, how on earth can I repay those that care. I suppose by caring back. That seems to be the only way, though I growl in contemplation as I enjoy apathy very, very much. Even by putting some effort into my life I can show those folks that I think they are important and that I appreciate what they say and so. So K, love, good luck with this Jerry person and be happy. May the God you believe in bless you and all you do.

And everybody else thanks.