Ha!

And here you thought you would never, ever see me again. Well, I am back and better than ever. Well, maybe not better in the cleanliness area, or the grooming situation and true I haven't written the stories I wish I had; but I am here. For those of you who don't know I have broken up with said Gf of last post. We had been dating for about a year and a half. "What went wrong," you may ask and I shall tell you. Commitment doesn't seem to be my strong suit. So this Christmas instead of giving her a ring like she wanted I get her the boot instead. Not the real boot, the proverbial boot, but she took it bad and left. I am now a free man, a free man who is faced with an extra $200 rent check each month. So if anyone knows anyone out there, ha ha ha, that is looking for a place to be, please, please God, please send them to me.

I know, I know, I am not responsible for here portion, she did sign the lease, she is responsible for her portion of the rent. Well, like daddy Grubbs used to always say, "Damit Matthew!" Though I think it would have been better if he had said you can't squeeze watter out of a stone. Because that would be a little more appropriate. Yet, I must leave
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